YOU ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED AND FELL INTO AN ENGAGEMENT. THEREFORE, I KNOW YOU RUN PERPETUALLY LATE, BUT YOUR’RE SO CALM ABOUT IT, YOU MAKE EVERYONE ELSE FEEL SILLY FOR BEING EARLY. YOU LOVE A DIVE BAR, WEARING OVERSIZED SWEATS IS YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE, AND OF COURSE…YOU BUY CAPRI AFTER ONLY TRYING ON 2 OTHER DRESSES.
